http://writeasw4b635r4o3vec6mu45s47ohfyro5vayzx2zjwod4pjswyovyd.onion/matt/self-checkification
But wait, they have only two working cashiers and 10 self-checkout lanes, too. I'm truly no longer a customer — I'm now a worker, a cashier, a bag boy, an Instacart-er and Uber Food driver for myself.