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You see it comically coil around the bottom of the chair in several loops until it has about 4 feet of height on its head, which it uses to pretend to sit on the chair. It stares at its piece of paper, dries its slobbery maw on a nearby towel, and begins writing with its only appendage available: Its mouth.