http://rkth5ak32u3yhk2bfztxeftnbixrsaul3gyi54sobgsbokxylb5frhad.onion/fuck-you
All you have ever seen are shitty skeuomorphic bastardizations of what should be text communicating a fucking message. This is a real, naked website. Look at it. It's fucking beautiful. Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck I'm not actually saying your shitty site should look like this.