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Which, in a way, is actually better, because now, if I'm stuck in the washing machine, I can just send a quick text to the Police telling them to come and save me. But, if we think about it, it's even worse now, because our phone nowadays is always playing the Samsung Whistle sound non-stop because of messages from the Official™ School™ Group™™™ on ProtzApp.