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You know you're a bourgeois Liberal if you think
bribery is a white collar crime concerning the
handful, if you think that murder is something the
poor and people on the street do, if you think
pornography is something in a couple magazines and
some videos, if you think weapons of mass
destruction are something a few bad guys have, if
you think weapons proliferation is like shop-
lifting, if you think species-threatening war is
something the smart people in government are
taking...