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Giant is closest, but has really gone down hill over the years, so I go to Harris Teeter — the closest approximation of a Publix, if there was one. I went there for just a few things last night, and as I got to the front, I saw they only had one regular checkout lane open. One customer was checking out, and two were waiting in front of me.