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Hopfully you have two hands for a clap or, if you're holding onto something or lost one to a koala bear, you can use a table or your own leg. The top of your thigh, not the sole of your foot, unless it's facing your face. If it is, you should see a doctor. You can use the five fingers and the palm of someone else's hand to greet another person, but you should ask nicely first.